What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
Without culture, and the relative freedom it implies, society, even when perfect, is but a jungle. This is why any authentic creation is a gift to the future.
I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.
I think you can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success.
My mom has this great skiing event in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, every year for a local charity.
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
I'm a journeyman actor, and I don't ever want to forget that. With romantic-lead dreams.
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
And I can tell you that history will back up what I'm about to say and that is that there is no government run by conservatives, Republicans, put whoever you want there, if you give government the opportunity to spend more money than it has, it will do it. It will do it every time.
I can get hurt easly, if i do get hit i can fall off. It will look gross, some people bite me but not me, what am i????
how many holes are there in the world
Success and the art of making music are two different things for me.
For children preserve the fame of a man after his death.
The culture is going into a psychological depression. We are concerned about our place in the world, about being competitive: Will my children have as much as I have? Will I ever own my own home? How can I pay for a new car? Are immigrants taking away my white world?
i am green on the outside and red in the inside and have blackness within. What am i
If a tree falls in the middle of no where and nobody is around to hear it,does it make a sound?
Let us face it: in the world today, money and economic strength remain more powerful arguments than the number of people you represent.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history.
More than art, more than literature, music is universally accessible.
Religiosity turns out to be the best indicator of civic involvement: it's more accurate than education, age, income, gender or race.
What drapes us all in white and bites without teeth?
A son and a father were driving in a car. They get into a car crash and the father instantly dies. The son was soon rushed to the hospital, when he gets there the old surgeon says "I can't operate on this boy hes my son!" Who is the sergon?
It is by going down into the abyss that we recover the treasures of life. Where you stumble, there lies your treasure.
We've all seen the mom who devotes all her time and attention to her child and is so hungry for adult interaction that as soon as she's around another adult, she's not paying attention anymore.
Human relations are built on feeling, not on reason or knowledge. And feeling is not an exact science like all spiritual qualities, it has the vagueness of greatness about it.
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.
Weight in my belly, Trees on my back, Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack. What am I?
Looking back on those games, I probably hustled out of position as much as I hustled into position since I really never had any real training. I was working on instincts alone.
Asian people have a unique way about them and a different sense of beauty. It's exotic to me. I like they way Asians project their feelings. There's a hardness to the culture, but at the same time there's a delicateness.
A man arrives at the holel on friday. Then he leaves three days later on Friday! How is this possible?
May I say, finally, that I have no illusions of grandeur quite to the contrary, I am very humble in my knowledge that through forty years of my life my life has been an open book of service to my fellow architects and for the public good.
Dr. Susan Schwerdtfeger bumped into an old college friend. "Hello," she said. "I haven't seen or heard from you since graduation in 1983. What's happened to you?" "Well," said the friend. I got married in 1989 to someone you wouldn't know, and this is my son." "hello" said Susan to the boy. "What's your name?" It's the same as my father's, said the boy. "Ah" said Susan, so your name must be Peter." How did Susan know?
Money is like hormones. It's just how you feel on any given day.
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?
For over 30 years, the IRA showed that the British government could not rule Ireland on its own terms.
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'
Sometimes we look for those thunderous things to happen in our life for our lives to change or go in the other direction. We seek the miracle. We seek the parting of the seas, the moving of the mountains. But no, it's a quiet thing. At least for me it was.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.
There are 10 fish in a bowl, 3 died how many were left?
I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food.
I don't wanna abandon my identity as LL Cool J, but at the same time, I had to figure out how to let people know that I'm really serious about making these movies.
Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
An able, disinterested, public-spirited press, with trained intelligence to know the right and courage to do it, can preserve that public virtue without which popular government is a sham and a mockery.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
Alison goes to a school, the school has a teacher, the teacher has a desk. On the desk there is a bell. What is the teacher's name?
I say: If you don't know how to cook, I'm sure you have at least one friend who knows how to cook. Well, call that friend and say, 'Can I come next time and can I bring some food and can I come an hour or two hours ahead and watch you and help you?'
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
what has four legs in the morning. two legs in the afternoon. three legs in the evening. and no legs at night
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
no parents objected when the teacher spanked all of the kids in the class. how come?
Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor.
I'm not one aspect of the human experience - none of us is.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white??
What is three, seven times?
There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
I begin with T I end with T and I have T in myself. What am I?
At a certain age it just became apparent to me that this was probably the work that I would have to do.