One of the interesting things about having little musical knowledge is that you generate surprising results sometimes you move to places you wouldn't if you knew better.
If there were no food left, what could people do?
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
I love my wife and I know she loves me. We're best friends. We're just lucky to have found each other. It takes a lot of work but I just feel very blessed that I found the right person. It's a very fortunate situation and not everyone has that.
A Man Was Found Dead With 53 Bicycles In The Room How Did He Die?
Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art.
whats pink and fluffy? whats blue and fluffy?
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments.
Sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good.
You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. the walls are unbreakable. All you have is a baseball ball and a baseball bat. How do you get out?
Adam and Eve are lying dead in the middle of the road, surrounded by glass, nothing else. Clue: It is a hot day Clue: It VAGUELY involves a vehicle
I mean, you've kind of got the track down, especially with ovals. The only thing that improves is that when race conditions come, you know what to expect slightly more from the track and from your car.
An officer wishing to arrange his men in a solid square found by his first arrangement that he had 39 men left over. He then started increasing the number of men on a side by one, but found that 50 additional men would be needed to complete a new square. How many men did the officer have?
What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm.
Doing a documentary is about discovering, being open, learning, and following curiosity.
Electronics
Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
The faults of a superior person are like the sun and moon. They have their faults, and everyone sees them they change and everyone looks up to them.
I have four legs but never walk I may be covered in flowers but have no soil I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal. What am I?
An electric train is going 50 mph west and the wind is blowing 50 mph east. Which way will the smoke blow?
When a decision is made to go to war based on intelligence, it is a fateful decision. It has ramifications and impacts way beyond the current months and years.
The light of lights looks always on the motive, not the deed, the shadow of shadows on the deed alone.
In a room that is empty, execpt for a puddle of water a man hangs by a rope from the ceiling. His feet are a foot from the ground. There is one open window. How did the man get tall enough to reach the rope.
What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
What will happen if you dial"666"on the phone?
If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble.
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
What do you call a lam that knows krate??
Frankly, the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time who spoke five languages and could solve a Rubik's Cube literally with his eyes closed because it's just an algorithm.
I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me.
if quizzes are quizicles what are tests?
One Day three blonds were walking down the beach. They came aross a magic lamp. When they rubed it a genie came out. Since there was three of them, the genie said they could each have one wish. The first dumb blond wished to be 10% smarter, so the genie turned into a bruette.The second blond wished to be 20% smarter, so the genie turned her into a red head. The third blond thought she was smart enough, so she wished to be 30% dumber. What did the genie turn her into?
You need characters who want things. They want love, they want recognition, they want happiness.
It's not going to do any good to land on Mars if we're stupid.
You Have 2 coins that add up to 30 cents, One Of them is not a nickel, what coins do you have?
The first guy makes IT,but never uses it then sells IT. the second guy buys IT but never uses IT. The third guy uses IT but never see's it. The third man is not blind. What is IT.
If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.
The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.
Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
It wasn't a problem for me drawing humans although I had originally come to the studio with the idea that what I had to offer them was my knowledge in the drawing of animals.
adam is reading but his brother off the light but he still continue reading why?
Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines.
The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance - the idea that anything is possible.
Climb the Heavenly Stairs
Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem.
theres 1 mom 1 grandma and 2 daughters. they want to split 3 fish equally without cutting it in half. how did they do it?
I'm looking to evolve the concept of the new renaissance artist, taking the world by storm through the art of public display and demonstration, with technical savvy, using cell phones and computers.
If I don't feel confident about my body, I'm not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself and not do something about it. It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
2 saw it,4 cut it,and fully 32 people ate it.What was the thing found in the people that ate it?
Probability is expectation founded upon partial knowledge. A perfect acquaintance with all the circumstances affecting the occurrence of an event would change expectation into certainty, and leave nether room nor demand for a theory of probabilities.
The more you tak, the more you leave behind. What are they?
If you have learned how to disagree without being disagreeable, then you have discovered the secrete of getting along - whether it be business, family relations, or life itself.
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon Ramsay.
When you are aspiring to the highest place, it is honorable to reach the second or even the third rank.
what is invsebl and smells like carrots?
why is six afraid seven?
A loving family provides the foundation children need to succeed, and strong families with a man and a woman - bonded together for life - always have been, and always will be, the key to such families.
What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.
cower is a farmer and has a farm. he hs a cow that can't moo and a chicken that can't lay eggs, but most of all his sheep doesn't grow wool and his horse may not run but was is so speacial about his watermelon patch?
A box without hinges, key, or lid Yet golden treasure inside is hid What is it?
When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.
Myths are public dreams, dreams are private myths.
I make you sweat I make you make noise I make you move I cause wars I make you scared but you cannot scare me what am I?
The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits.
Nor dread nor hope attend a dying animal a man awaits his end dreading and hoping all.
no legs lay on one leg two legs sits near on three legs four legs got some
Visit the Watkins Glen National Park
What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?
The failure in Ohio to have adequate voting capacity for the people who were registered and eligible to vote was an absolute denial of their right to vote.
The steady expansion of welfare programs can be taken as a measure of the steady disintegration of the Negro family structure over the past generation in the United States.
I am a sound that is rich and sometimes can be loud. But I can not eco anywhere no matter what, and no one knows why I can't do that, Not even me.
Healthy children are born from healthy, respected, well-nourished and educated mothers and it is imperative that they have a voice in the decisions which affect them. If you empower a mother and let her have her say towards a poverty-free future, the positive impact this would have on ending hunger will be immense.
Why did the 10cents jump out the window and the 5 cents did.
The secret of happiness is something to do.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business.
i am the begining of eternity, the end of time and space, and the end of every place. what am i?
If an ignorant person is attracted by the things of the world, that is bad. But if a learned person is thus attracted, it is worse.
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace.
Kayak through the Grand Canyon
I respect the fact that many denominations have different points of view with respect to gay marriage and they can hold that in the sanctity in the place of their religion and not bless them or solemnize them.
One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention.
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.
What do you light first:a matchstick, a candle & lamp?
Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards they simply unveil them to the eyes of men. Silently and imperceptibly, as we wake or sleep, we grow strong or weak and at last some crisis shows what we have become.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball!
One is never fortunate or as unfortunate as one imagines.
A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short and tall, But shared among children most of all.
That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward.
Play Santa at a party
Two twin sisters walk into a restaurant and order a hamburger and a coke with extra ice each. One of the sisters has to leave early to meet her boyfriend and rushes out of the restaurant. The other sister stays there and finishes her meal, reads a book, and becomes friends with the waiter. When she leaves, she drops dead at the door. She had been poisoned, yet the other sister was fine. How is this possible?
What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight...
Architecture has recorded the great ideas of the human race. Not only every religious symbol, but every human thought has its page in that vast book.
a father and 2 sons go to a store. when they leave, the metal detector goes off. both sons run off, but neither of them made the detector go off. Why did they run off?